The Blankety Blank is a Southern California based improv team that brings you full length plays in the styles of various literary and theatrical genres.
“The Illegitimate Stage” is a trio of artists ready to bring you a completely hilarious, totally improvised musical!
Improv Schedule
Improv, is a form of live theatre in which the plot, characters and dialogue of a scene or story are made up in the moment.
SATURDAY 11/17
8pm $15
A Lifetime of Regret
The Christmas Shoes
A Lifetime of Regret is a drinking game/trivia challenge/staged reading of some of the best of the worst to ever grace your television screen: Lifetime Channel movies. Each performance is a completely different script brought to life by a talented team of improvisors who have already started one drink ahead of their audience. Yes, it’s technically scripted – but the experience is nothing that anyone can truly prepare for.
This time, we take our first detour from the Lifetime channel, and annoyingly kick off the holiday season way too early and completely ruin the end of your year with a CBC Television classic based off of an overly saccharine yet subtextually problematic song, “The Christmas Shoes.”
Yes, it’s the story of a grumpy workaholic lawyer (played by Rob Lowe), who learns the true meaning of Christmas from a young boy buying his mother a pair of shoes. The only price to pay for his revelation and that one pair of shoes? Two women’s lives. Merry Christmas, everyone!!!
Don’t worry, you don’t have to drink to have fun and watch a funny show.
Outside beverages not allowed in the theatre. No one under 18 admitted.
MORE TO COME IN 2019
8 PM $15
The Blankety Blank Presents
Adventures At Hogwarts
Inspired by the Harry Potter book series, each show is a completely improvised two act play set in the wonderful wizarding school of Hogwarts! Wacky wizards, talking beasts, magical mysteries, and a main character possibly based on YOU come together to create unique storylines and surprises that are different in every performance. This show is family friendly!
The Blankety Blank is a Southern California based improv team that brings you full plays in the styles of various literary and theatrical genres. Other genres they have brought to OJP include “Paranormal High”, “Menagerie on a Hot Tin Streetcar”, “Sense & Prejudice”, and “The Phizz-Whizzing Adventures of Roald Dahl”.
MORE TO COME IN 2019
8pm $15
Saturday Smorgasbord
Get Stuffed with Improv
The Saturday Smorgasbord is an event like no other! Each Smorgasbord features different improv teams and forms from around SoCal. You can stuff yourself with an un-ending sampler platter of all the most delicious styles of improvisation!*
WE’RE DONE FOR 2018 BUT LOTS MORE TO COME IN 2019
8PM $15
Tales Told by Idiots
“JOURNEYS”
Tales Told By Idiots is so much more than your average open mic night – it’s a space to connect with new ideas, art, and terrible anecdotes. Anyone can sign up to share a story, perform a scripted work, sing a song, or play something original. The only catch is, you’ve got a different theme to riff on every night!
This month’s theme is “Journeys”. A journey can be a trek to a far-off destination, or an obstacle riddled walk right down the street. A journey may also be something that we take as an individual, learning to negotiate what it is to be human. Tell us about your journeys!
NOTE FOR SUBMISSIONS:
All those wishing to perform may submit up to two (2) pieces for the evening. Depending on the volume of submissions, only one may be performed. Each piece must be under 5-7 minutes in length. Performers do not pay admission. Please submit the titles of your pieces along with any necessary digital music files to caitlin@opheliasjump.org.
OJP Event Schedule
Karaok-a-Thon
Because there are not enough Journey covers in the world and everythone sounds better with beer. Karaoke, Pizza, Beer, Wine & Fun to raise some $ for Ophelia’s Jump Productions. Sing, cheer, eat and carry on my wayward son. We are singing for our supper.
The $25 cover charge includes admission pizza, salad, dessert, and a non-alcoholic drink. Your no host bar tab is up to you. We will be serving Last Name Brewing and Claremont Craft Ales as well as wine.
November 23
7pm
$25
Special Performances
Opportunity to Bid for encores by your favorite singers.
Help OJP Nonprofit Theatre pay the bills!
Guest Events at OJP Studio
NOVEMBER 21
7 PM
TICKETS: GVMAGIC.COM
Handcrafted Mysteries is an immersive magic and mentalism experience with Greg Van Holsbeck; a professional magician and member at the Hollywood Magic Castle. The show has been in development for 3 years and features Greg’s original pieces of magic. In Handcrafted Mysteries, you won’t find rabbits, glittery suits, or large apparatus (unless you bring your own). You will, however, find highly interactive and entertaining tricks involving skill, psychology and a few small ordinary objects. Handcrafted Mysteries is seamlessly split into three separate acts: Magic, Mind Reading and Coincidence. Recommended for ages 16+ Parking is free. Seating is first come, first seated. If you have further questions,